I made an 8-bit split down a time-space membrane I broke a parametric telescope with apathetic empathy I boxed a diabolic paradox and stopped the apocalypse I swooned an andromedic alien then made her into stew I saved a planet from a bandit who surely couldn't stand it I inversed the inverted and preversed the preverted I refracted a fraction and enacted a reaction I made the unknown known to a monotonous metronome I made the soil freeze blood and the trees sprout buds I conjured a conjugate and wandered through all of it As I sauntered, I sundered As I wandered, I wondered As I pandered, I pondered.